okay pat passed out under dana's car
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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