so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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