I hate all girls vehemently.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
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