You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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