just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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