It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She told me I should be a condom model.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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