She announced her abortion via fbk
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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