Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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