she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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