Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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