so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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