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(865): View more from Tennessee

i just google imaged poop.

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(404): View more from Georgia

what's for breakfast?

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Advil and throwup

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(630): View more from Illinois

hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.

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(928): View more from Arizona

This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I don`t remember Saturday, actually

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Its ok, i dont remember 2007

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.

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(646): View more from New York

Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom

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I can't even drink.

(646): View more from New York

The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?

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