people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize
