when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
