roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
She announced her abortion via fbk
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Please don't give away my fajitas
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