Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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