Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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