Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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