am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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