Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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