I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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