What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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