i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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