Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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