You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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