The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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