i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Just took my morning after pill in the library
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I have fence marks all over my body
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Randomize
