hell yes lets make some ravioli
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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