he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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