i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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