i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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