You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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