ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
and i looked up. we had an audience...
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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