Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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