Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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