u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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