I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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