I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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