whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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