Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
40s are totally the cure
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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