Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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