White coat. Heels.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
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