she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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