she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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