i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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