Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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