Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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