i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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