Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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