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it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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