maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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