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(+66): View more from Thailand

She said her name was "party"

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(516): View more from New York

onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?

(443): View more from Maryland

he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl

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(515): View more from Iowa

Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.

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(714): View more from California

Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.

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(519): View more from Ontario

She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.

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(705): View more from Ontario

The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.

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(406): View more from Montana

I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.

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