Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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